Originally Posted by blaise
"mumble mumble, I'm just trying to do my job mumble mumble I'm heroically humble, yet principled."
Ralph Garmin's Harrison Ford cracks me up consistently, along with his Al Pacino.
COME ON NOW!!!
All Redd [Foxx] did all day was coke, grass and ****. . .
So our first network taping, name in big letters right on the set, Redd doesn't arrive at curtain call.
I go back to his dressing room, all I see is the girl doing his hair is sitting on him.
So I see her body, her dress, and his legs.
I say, Redd, don't you know we're on camera?
Redd sticks his head up from between the hairdresser's legs and asks indignantly. . .
"Can't a man relax?"
- Bob Einstein