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Dear Mr. Johnson,
Perhaps I have not made myself clear to you.
Four failed Super Bowl trips in a row.
Three Super Bowl championships in the past ten years.
Which team do you think I root for? You moron.
Sincerely, **God**
(P.S.: It's really not my fault. I have to root for the Patriots. Despite what he's done, Lucifer--while fallen--is still one of my angels, and I have a soft spot for the doofus, and since Coach Belichick has that deal with him, you know... Sorry.)
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