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Originally Posted by DeezNutz
I'm so straight that I refuse even to look at men. Admittedly, this makes watching Chiefs games difficult.
To compensate, I face backwards and watch through a mirror. I figure I'm multiple levels removed from seeing a man in person and am thus safe.
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When billay watches football, he tucks his junk between his legs and wears panties. By forcing femininity upon himself, it allows him to at least see the score of the game. He still can't hear the announcers' voices, but he can hear the sideline reporter as long as it is a female other than Holly Rowe (who is just manly-looking enough that he can hear her voice but can't make out the words).
Also, he's grown a pretty solid pair of tits, so that can't hurt.