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Things I pondered while watching "Dick Clark's Whatever The **** They Call It New Year's Eve" on ABC....
- I don't care if she peed her pants, I'd **** Fergie sideways.
- Same goes for Jennifer Hudson. She's still got some meat, but looks good.
- While I'm at it, those dancer chicks in the big blue panties looked good too.
- In my adulthood, I think "New Years Eve" is getting added to the list of "Things I Thought Were Way Cool When I Was A Kid, But Now Think Are Lame".
- Because I am old, and have a penis, I could not name a single song that New Kids On The Block or the Backstreet Boys ever sang. And it was kind of pathetic to watch a bunch of chubby older guys singing "teen" songs. But it was kind of cool having both of them out on stage at the same time. (And the only thing I said to myself was, "Hey... Doesn't that dude with the sunglasses play Tom Selleck's detective son on 'Blue Bloods'?")
- All things considered, Dick Clark looks and sounds better than he did last year. He seems more "with it" and his voice was a little better. Given how old he is and what he's been through, he's certainly holding up better than the Cryptkeeper Al Davis.
- Whoever that chick was next to the other chick--wait, the other chick was Ryan Seacrest--anyway, as the ball dropped it was the guys from the two boy-bands, Seacrest, and some singer-chick with "2011" glasses on and blue lipstick who practically screamed, "I want to be Lady Gaga". When she took those glasses off... dayum, was she ugly. And then I thought, "Wait a minute... I think that's a dude in drag." Nasty.
- Today is officially 1/1/11. You know what that means: tons of Asians at the casinos.
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