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Originally Posted by ROR
Shut your hole, and GO WITH THE FLOW!
Repentance taketh many forms.
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They are baptising new Cassel believers this afternoon at the Church of Resurrection at 3PM. People are making public professions of Faith and repenting of all the times they said "Cassel sucks" "Cassel blows" "**** Cassel" "Cassel blows dogs" "Cassel ****s dogs" "Cassel sucks monkeys" "Cassel sucks dead monkeys" "Cassel ****s dead monkeys" "Cassel sucks and ****s rhino balls in the ass" "Cassel ****s Mecca up his ass hole with a broken bottle" "Cassel needs to be injured" "Cassel needs to die on the field" "Cassel needs to be in the hospital and have badgirl be his nurse" "I hate Cassel" "I strongly dislike Cassel" "Cassel is the anti-christ" "there are 40 qbs in the NFL better than Cassel" "Cassel is Satan" "Cassel has less potential than the Great Mall in Olathe" "Cassel is even worse than Sanchez" "Cassel ****s dead babies" "that wasn't funny about the dead babies but Cassel is really bad and I hate him and so does my family"
Bring your tired and weary soul to the altar, accept the Risen Cassel, and believe!!
Croyle sucks.