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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly
She will read it at your funeral.  |
Or during sentencing....
"your honor, my husband, his witnesses and his attorney have told you that Sec has never done anything like this before and it's out of character. I'd like you to know that this asshole won't take me back to Mexico for a vacation this Feb, and his journal from 1973 shows that he pooped on the hood of Becky Johnson's Ford Fairlane, proving that this is not an isolated incident."
-mrs sec