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I hope the Pats beat the ever living sh*t
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01-14-2011, 08:06 PM
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Man up, bitch!
Go chug a shit ton of milk, wait till your wife is around, and puke that shit all over the kitchen sink or bathroom floor/toilet/shower/tub.
It will come out smelling awful. Maybe eat some bread for chunks. You also might want to think about doing some jumping jacks just before it to get your body temp us so it seems like you have a fever.
You should be free all day tomorrow!
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