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Old 01-25-2011, 02:14 AM   #37
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I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, Mr. Rain Man, but this is actually the latest insidious scheme in the world of midget crime. That "3 year-old" you encountered was actually a midget pretending to be a little girl. Her "parents" were midget accomplices. You did not save a little girl. Rather, you inadvertently foiled an ingenious midget plot to steal the contents of the cash register and an untold number of Cinnabons. Had the midget been caught in the act by the Cinnabon girl, the "parents" were in the mall to help the midget escape justice.

In future, the best thing to do in a situation like this is to approach the midget as though you were offering candy in order to gain the midget's trust. Once you have sufficiently neared the midget, you then beat the midget mercilessly and repeatedly upon the top of the head with a chair or laptop computer or other solid object until the police arrive.

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