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Originally Posted by Chiefs Rool
I had a 7 or 8 year old boy ring my doorbell last year, he was walking home and he wanted to use my phone. I step outside and hand him my cell phone, no answer. He says he lives a few miles away and asks for a ride home. I told him that there is no way I could do that. I wanted to help him, but I knew if I gave him a ride, then I would most likely get thrown in jail as a pervert, kidnapper, whatever. He seemed sad and walked off.
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I made the difference in the life of a child today. Some kid rang my doorbell, said he wanted to use my phone because the guy down the street wouldn't give him a ride home. So I dragged him in the house and chained him in the basement and did things he'll need years of therapy to get over.
What, you perverts? I just made him watch a lot of Herm Edwards press conferences.
