[Sofa King]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

If he called the police, they'd then have to take him to Social Services to avoid a lawsuit on the off chance that the child accidentally gave them the wrong address or if the parents weren't home. And then once Social Services got involved, they'd have to remove him from the home because they couldn't risk a lawsuit by returning him since the parents had already let the kid get lost once. So they'd send him to a foster home, and for the next ten years or so he'd kick around the system while his parents were in court trying to regain guardianship of them, and eventually at 18 he'd get pushed out the door, penniless and alone, and would turn to a life of crime to support himself and to strike back at the society that ruined his life. And he'd drive around the neighborhood in his beat-up Chevy Impala, cigarette dangling from his lips, looking for the house that started it all so he can inflict upon them some measure of the pain he's been feeling. And then one day Chiefs Rool is out working in the yard when he sees a car drive slowly by, and they make eye contact...