It's harder to do when you're older. I bought some CD-ROMs and tried to teach myself Spanish but it didn't really take. Unless you grow up with it, or are taught in school, I think it's pretty damn hard unless you can find someone who speaks that language and spend some time drilling with them. So the answer is clear: you need to find some Latina hosebag and do her nightly and then, while relaxing post-coitally, learn some words and phrases like, "Where is the bathroom" and "How much money should I leave on the dresser".
