All kidding aside...
How could she tell? Seriously. There must of been a lot of this guy's fun-juice in the sample. Either that or the guy drank a shitload of Red Bull or something and it gave a distinct taste to the yogurt.
Regardless, this is exactly why I never try free samples at the grocery store. There are some real freaks out there. What if that was a child instead of a grown woman? ****ing sicko!!
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