Soccor player might be kind of tough and stringy. Probably best to use him in a stew.
The Milwaukee people, if beer fed, may be quite rich like Kobe steaks. However, if they had filled their bodies with unnatural supplements and hormones, I might put them lower on the list.
A meat and potatoes cornfed midwesterner stranded in the mountains would probably be good.
You know, I just don't like going hungry.
...and STAY out of the WOOLWORTH's!!!!!!!!!