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Originally Posted by luv
That's what dad said. He got a 95, plus 10 points for being a veteran.
Just think, if I had been a veteran, I'd probably be working at the post office.
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Or during your two year hitch in the military you would've shown unusual promise and been hand-picked for a secret mission to kill bin Laden at his north Pakistan hideout, after which your success would have made you a legend in the top-secret special forces community and instead of working at the post office you'd now be traveling the world assassinating evildoers in their lairs in Belarus and Tajikistan and Myanmar, dining on monkey heads in remote jungle lairs and having torrid affairs with smoky-eyed spies posing as taxi drivers.