Originally Posted by mlyonsd
This just in.
In a bold military strike the Israeli Air Force just attacked and destroyed the village located at the North Pole.
Santa Claus has been confirmed dead.
Film at 11.
Thank goodness he's dead, the Pagan holiday should cost us a lot less now that we don't have to "give" gifts and go into debt.
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