i'm about to bust out some real shit in this place. you're gonna be all 'what?' and I'm gonna be all 'yeah'.
Hey, by the way, if you're crying, grab a Kleenex, pussy. Try dancing to this at your wedding
Bacon-wrapped shrimp: My first-favorite food wrapped around my third-favorite food. I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp.