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Best Christmas Album:
Jill Phillips & Andy Gullahorn – “Christmas”
- When someone can make “Baby It’s Cold Outside” non-cheesy, it’s like walking down the street with your best girl instead of a date rape tune, it’s a winner.
Worst Album of the Year:
Brokencyde – “Will Never Die”
- Holy shit. Just when I thought that last years “Worst Album of the Year” couldn’t get any worse, the same ****ing band comes out with something that is utterly ****ing worse. Whoever gave these stupid ****s a musical contract (and I’m not blaming these talentless dick suckers ‘cause if someone offered me a contract to suck really ****ing bad, I’d take it), they should be burned alive.
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