[Urc Burry]

Originally Posted by Dante84

I wanted Dorsey pretty bad.

I wanted ANYONE BUT Jackson. I believe my quote here the week before was "I will fist **** a goat if we draft Jackson." Luckily, I've not run into any goats thus far.

The bitterness of that brought me down, hard.

And I wanted NO ONE BUT Berry. I was crying out loud for him in early November, and it became a full blown obsession by draft day. I was nervous Pioli was going to make a habit of taking guys I didn't want.

On NFL network, when the Chiefs clock started, Jason La Canfora started blathering about how he had sources that told him it would be Okung, and he was very certain that would be the case. Then it went back to Rich and the boys, who started talking about Okung. My heart was broken.

....but then....

....But then! It cut to the green room, and Berry was sitting there with the phone up to his ear... (I thought someone else behind our pick was calling him, or maybe his agent) AND THEN HE SMILED AND STARTED HUGGING HIS FAMILY. AND I FLIPPED THE **** OUT.

Boom, bitch.

I was close to chocking a bitch out when Schefter assumed we were taking Okung