Originally Posted by frazod
It's a personal journey of discovery, really. I can only point you down the path.
Which journey is that, to why I'm a douche [at this point established solely by a proud asshole saying it's so], or how to be a hate filled asshole.
The turkey twerked his tired tail
The cranberries comboed well with cooked kale
And sad Scotty Scott sadly sat, slowly singing 'Vicky Vale, Vicky Vale.'