Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
She loves my cooking. It's something I've done for a long time, and our second date was at my house with me cooking dinner for her.
Mrs. FMB! doesn't cook. She screws up box dinners, bless her heart. She bakes like a champ, though, which I guess works out well. I ****ing hate baking.
You just describe my house. Although I taught my wife to bake.