Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
She loves my cooking. It's something I've done for a long time, and our second date was at my house with me cooking dinner for her.
Mrs. FMB! doesn't cook. She screws up box dinners, bless her heart. She bakes like a champ, though, which I guess works out well. I ****ing hate baking.
My wife and my first date was me cooking her thai food so hot that it was inedible then going to see Ice-T in concert. I also showed up at the door wearing a patchwork skirt (don't ask) and no shirt. It's amazing that she ended up marrying me.
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
- H. L. Mencken