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I honestly would enjoy watching reincarnated members of the Einsatzgruppen perform Seppukakke on Mike Alden's entire family in the middle of Mizzou Arena during Midnight Madness.
This isn't even Pioli selecting Tyson Jackson. This would be like if Pioli selected Jeff Lageman in the draft, only if he selected the 2011 version of Jeff Lageman in the 2011 ****ing draft after having traded our entire draft to move up to take a brokedick Lageman.
I would honestly like to hook a grease gun up to Alden's asshole and fill him up with a hundred pounds of napalm and aluminum powder, and then jam a ****ing road flare down his gullet.
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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