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You've already got two dull chainsaw blades, AND you already know the center of this tootsie roll pop is concrete. Just use the dull blades and work around the tree avoiding the center.
After you've gotten all the way around, just snap off the concrete with whatever it takes. Sledge, tow chains, ram from Simon and Simon's Power Wagon, nuclear weapon.
If you're lucky the whole mess will fit into your city trashcan and boy won't they be surprised at the weight.
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