[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Have you ever seen Tony LaRussa learn a lesson?

I figured he'd have learned his lesson last season when Skip Schumaker pretty much cost us 3-5 games in the standings last season, but he we are. I figured he'd have learned his lesson when ****ing around with JD Drew made him nothing more than a mediocre player for us, yet he's now playing the same games with his new super-talented lefthanded OFer.

If LaRussa can't fit a square peg into a round hole, his solution is to get a bigger hammer.

I ****ing hate him. He is making Cardinal baseball less and less enjoyable for me, even when he's not really involved.

But just wait - Sanchez isn't long for this team and LaRussa will justify it by saying something stupid like "[The Texas league Defensive POY'] defense doesn't translate to the big league level" or "He hasn't paid enough dues yet."

Mostly, LaRussa should just get drunk and drive off a bridge.

When doing so, I'm sure he'd have the same stupified look he has on his face in the dugout 90 percent of the time. Esteban Yan would be kickin in the front seat, Izzy in the back seat.