Originally Posted by Gonzo
So, I'm on this new medication that seems to have a weird side effect...
Every time I take a dump, (down to once a day now) it's like the most powerful dump you could ever imagine. It's the length of a can of small redbull and about the same diameter.
Talk about a feeling of relief when it's over. But man, I am a sweaty sob afterwards. I now know 1/4 of the pain of childbirth. I'm also starting to name each BM. The last one I took was Charlie.
Good bye charlie.
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"A (small can) of Redbull"? That's as good as you have, brother? Pshaw. I routinely lay down large Subway sandwiches, or flagpoles that stand up out of the water and salute. Shitn00b.