Why is it so hard to get a pizza the way I like it? If pizzas came preloaded with cheese, sauce, or pepperoni I could understand how my order might be difficult. ****ing shit people... I want my ****ing pizza the simplest way possible yet no one can seem to get it right.
HOW THE **** CAN IT BE SO DIFFICULT TO LEAVE EVERYTHING OFF THE ****ING PIZZA AND THEN GENTLY SPRINKLE SOME GOD DAMNED BEEF ON HALF OF IT?
BEEF ONLY YOU ****ING IDIOTS.