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Snow and subzero temps grind my gears, but these things tip my scale into Winters favor:
Sunburn is worse than numb digits.
My AC unit runs worse than my radiator.
Yard work is worse than shoveling snow.
Needing to shower twice in a day to feel clean...
While I do prefer women's summer dress, I prefer my winter attire.
I tend to get more "play" in the winter.
Winter snuggling is better than peeling sticky bodies apart.
NFL playoffs and NCAA BB and FB championships are better than all other sporting events.
Staying inside the bar b/c it's 90F@10pm is worse than stepping out to smoke@10F
No bugs is better than mosquitoes, spiders, flies, bees, beetles, and earwigs.
Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years are better than Memorial Day, The 4th, Labor Day
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