The best part about frankie is that he still talks trash to grandma about her lack of ability to punish him after she takes his pants down and beats his ass with a gooseberry switch.
He's the premature ejaculat'r with the 3" poke at the gangbang strutting around like John Holmes.
The depth of Frankie's intellectual wit wouldn't fill the reservoir tip of a condom.
Slurpy-sales-Americans by culture want to feel "witty" or see themselves as clever tricksters. Frankie thinks he's a character in the boy and the Tiger.
"Silence is Golden. Duct Tape is silver"