Frankie comprehends just fine. But he prefers to spin the words so that they're situated with whatever point he's attempting to make. Let's put this into car terms...
Frank has just posted a picture of an auto accident in which the frame is twisted horribly. But he's thinking of the time a hood came unlatched and blew open at 65 MPH. Two completely different scenarios happening under different stressors. But he's equating them as one because it works better for his argument.