Originally Posted by Saul Good
I figured you were alluding to it with your post. Since you aren't as bright as Frankie, there is a Futurama episode where Frye goes to college with a monkey roommate that is in the same vein. You might need to start there.
If you prefer, there is also a Simpsons episode wherein it is discovered that Homer is dumb because of a crayon that was shoved up his nose.