Originally Posted by Pants
I know you're black and no, I'm not Asian, I'm white. I am planning on marrying my black girlfriend, though.
YOU BETTER NOT GET WATER IN HER HAIR, SHE'LL FLIP-ADELPHIA!
srsly, though, it's strange being the lone black man on a message board. all you honkeys getting all offended by my gangsta thang thang. (insert line from Friday, preferably by ice cube)
...wait, what the **** was that?!?