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Originally Posted by Earthling
Nut, go get an aloe vera plant. Sometimes they are for sale at the grocery stores if they sell plants too, or get one from a flower shop. They are real easy to keep care of and are great for burns. Just snip off a small piece and rub it gently on the burn area. Instant relief. We always have one or two in the house for that reason.
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Can't he just buy Aloe in a tube? I mean, that's easier than taking care of a plant and all.
However, Wait a minute. Hey NUT!
An aloe plant would be an awesome conversation starter with the ladies.
"Hey baby... You wanna go back to my place and water my aloe plant?"
"Maybe after that, I'll let you burn me and then rub it's awesome leaves all over the affected area."
It would also show that you have paternal instincts and they would like to breed with you.