Originally Posted by Bob Dole
If you call a ****ing phone and it goes straight to voicemail, it's a pretty good indication that the person is already on a call.
By all means, hang up immediately and call back repeatedly! You can bet your ass that when the person DOES get finished with the call you beeped all over, they're going to be in a mood to help you with your urgent issue. (Especially when you're the jackass who caused Bob Dole to come in on his day off last week, and you showed up 7 hours late.)
Oh, don't even get me started on the people who call repeatedly instead of just leaving a ****ing voicemail the first time. Sometimes I can't simply drop what I'm doing to dig the phone out of my pocket to take your important call. And if you do this, you can be sure I'm not going to call you back for at least several hours, if not days.