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Old 09-06-2011, 11:46 PM   #467
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GAME ANALYSIS:

The Bills pollywhomped us a few years ago, I don't remember when. Was it a Thigpen game? I think he shit the bed pretty hard. I also remember Charles beating Kawika Mitchell for a TD so bad it was like Jamaal came home and Kawika didn't have his dinner ready on time. Is Kawika still in the league? Anyway, who cares, that was years ago.

Then they beat us in Cassel's first year. I remember Cassel had Chris Chambers for the game winning TD and Chambers dropped it. That was some bullshit.

Everyone says the game was close last year, but I think we were ****ing the pooch on that afternoon. We passed on a short FG, I think because of the wind, and then Cassel got sacked on 4th down like a loser. One of 400 how-to-play-like-a-loser plays he made that day.

Then Buffalo got the ball late with a chance to go ahead, literally didn't have to do anything except not screw up, and their QB Fitz Patrick unloaded the single worst pass ever before seen, a big floating duck right into the chest of Eric Berry. That was pretty funny.

I see this game being close. I don't think the running game is in sync yet, but Romeo will send Hali and Houston to rape and pillage. Maybe we get a turnover that sets up a short score.

Then Gailey will pull some Thiggy Brad Smith trickery out of his ass, leading to a Bills score. From the other sideline, Haley will be like "HEY CHAN, **** YOU!!!" while giving him the double bird. Which, coincidentally, is exactly how he fired him.

The flashback will rattle Chan and he'll make some dumb call that blows up in their face, letting us seal it late.

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