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Originally Posted by SNR
Hey, let's make a pizza. I really want a pizza. Pizza sounds good. Let's see what's in the fridge... tomatoes, garlic, pepperoni, canadian bacon, mushrooms, pizza sauce, mozzarella cheese... yeah, I think we've got all the ingredients we need.
Wait... shoot, we're missing the pizza dough you say? Hmm, that's a problem.... OH SHIT THERE'S ONLY HALF A BAG OF CHEESE LEFT? FUUUUUUUUUUU WE'RE GOING TO NEED WAAAAAAAAAAAYYY MORE THAN THAT IF WE WANT TO MAKE PIZZA! SHIT SHIT SHIT I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA! QUICK QUICK GET TO THE STORE BEFORE THEY CLOSE AND BUY MORE ****ING CHEESE DAMN IT!!! **** WE'RE SO SCREWED!
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We have a shiny new Lexus convertible and the motor blows due to factory defect and some of these guys here would want to start by replacing the tires, shocks and steering wheel.