Originally Posted by Iowanian
That's a very odd suggestion, and a little creepy that you're thinking about my wedding tackle long jimp.
That said, a few tugs in the right places from your mother, and I could probably throw 2oz over the top of a 1993 Ford, the top selling truck the year of the last playoff win without getting more than a drop or two on the top. But then again, I'm shooting a potato gun and you're dumping a thimble onto a photo of someone in osh kosh bigosh.
Sounds like a man who's hung like a baby chinchilla. Are you still doin that trick where you wear a magnum condom and when it slips off you tell the hooker it's her tight poon that caused it?