Hmm, well, I've been married for an additional 18 years, added 4 children to our family, have resided in 3 different houses and two apartments. None of my kids have ever witnessed a chiefs playoff win and one of them will be graduating in 2 years. WE have owned 8 different vehicles between the two of us in that time as well. I also, became an uncle 5 times.
Tell me, what lunatic asylum did they let you out of?