[Pants]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

Thrown together, but it's a start...

while (mySearchStatus == pending)
{
    currentConferenceStatus = unstable;
    myMentalComplex = superiority;
    yourMentalComplex = butthurt;
    speculationLevel = wild; 
    thumpChest (myMentalComplex, yourMentalComplex);
    theorize (speculationLevel);
    
    checkSearchStatus();
    if (mySearchStatus == approved) {
       fap;
       exit;
    }

    if (mySearchStatus == rejected) {   
       currentConferenceStatus = stable;
       myMentalComplex = rationalization;
       yourMentalComplex = arrogantAsshole;
       shotSelfinFoot = true;
       whine (shotSelfinFoot);
     }
)


...


while (yourSearchStatus == pending)
{
    currentConferenceStatus = stable;
    myMentalComplex = rationalization;
    yourMentalComplex = delusional;
    speculationLevel = moderate; 
    thumpChest (myMentalComplex, yourMentalComplex);
    theorize (speculationLevel);
    
    checkSearchStatus();
    if (yourSearchStatus == approved) {

       myMentalComplex = rationalization;
       yourMentalComplex = arrogantAsshole;
       myEOW = near; # (end of world)
       whine (myEOW);
    }

    if (yourSearchStatus == rejected) {
   
       myMentalComplex = troll;
       yourMentalComplex = defensiveness;
       fap;       

     }
)

Holy ****ass.