I'VE ABANDONED MY SLAVES! I'VE ABANDONED MY SLAVES! I'VE ABANDONED MY WORKERS!
Freedom! Freedom, Eli, you boy. Freed slaves. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a slave, and I have a slave, and I have a whip. There it is, that's a whip, you see? You watching? And my whip reaches acroooooossss the plantation, and starts to whip you instead of your slave...I...free...your...slave! I free him up!
*gets shot at the theater* I'M FINISHED!
The Gay Confederate CommuNazi Party - defending the rights of homosexual, anti-semitic white supremacists to redistribute your hard earned money since 2015.