Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins
Do I need to be around here at all times to protect myself from some chest-pounding mong?
Is that the standard we've lowered ourselves to?
Check my user activity, dipshit. Sometimes we leave the computer to do things like work or feed babies, bid on golf clubs on eBay, or stir beef stew.
I seriously wonder if you are the "after" version of that dude from Starship Troopers who had his brain sucked out through the bug's proboscis.
You sound madder than a moist rooster.
- I need Malcolm. You're too Martin. Know what they did to him, they killed him. . .
- Didn't they kill Malcolm too?
- No, no, no, they say that. But ain't nobody seen the body since the funeral.
- That's how funerals work.