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Originally Posted by vailpass
Bow down before He that can toucheth the harlot's back door yet leaveth not a trace, nor doth he pucker it nor causeth prolapse. By this shall ye know He who is Holy, and he shall call him He that wipeth His Dick on the curtains yet leaveth not a skid.
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Beautiful.
BTW, I'd love for her to Tebow on my T-Bone.