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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Dear Tim Tebow,

Sorry for your loss but the man upstairs got tired of helping you out ... EVERY DAMN WEEK ... and decided to look out for the Chiefs this Sunday.


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Dear Son #2,

I saw that blasphemous SNL skit and was not pleased. Thus, as you notice, I started helping You out in the 1st quarter today.

Unfortunately, I had to turn my attention to smiting Korea's dictator. He had been on my appointment book for some time now. Sorry I wasn't able to pay better attention. However, even if I had, it would've been difficult for You since that fallen angel Lucifer has his own disciple wearing the coach's headset for New England.

Better luck next week.

Sincerely, Dad