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Signs you live in a gay city
It funded construction of a $4 million civic center with taxes from anal bead sales
The layout of every street is the same... gym, candle shop, nail salon... gym, candle shop, nail salon
There's a closet organizer store at the corner of Seacrest & N'Sync
Every street has a lane for bicycles and another for PT Cruisers
They gave the key to the city to the guy who invented jazz hands
A cop just ticketed you for not being matchy matchy enough
Instead of money, items are bartered using Bed, Bath and Beyond coupons
The high school mascot is the "Flyin' Glory Holes
Instead of brutal drive bys, local gangs settle their disputes with a fierce vogue-off
Their was a riot when the citys cable shut off at the beginning of Dancing With The Stars
All the chubby girls have a best guy friend
Firemen are unable to respond to emergencies because of the throng of dudes crowded outside the station waiting for them to take off their shirts and start washing the trucks
Parking lots have spaces reserved for "sassy vespas"
The town holiday decorations are tasteful white lights with fun little accents of mid-century kitsch
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courtesy of BoneKrusher
"Baseball? It's just a game. As simple as a ball and bat, yet as complex as the American spirit it symbolizes. It's a sport, a business and sometimes a religion."
Ernie Harwell
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