Originally Posted by SNR
A friend of mine was giving me suggestions for my list a few days ago. Today at lunch I got a text from him that said, "Is Henry Kissinger on your list?" I thought that meant that Kissinger was dead, so I announced it to everybody. When I went back to work, I looked it up to make sure and of course he wasn't dead. One by one people stopped by my office and angrily yelled "Liar! Kissinger isn't dead!"
why would that be something that you would want to announce to everybody?