From the "gee, I don't want to celebrate another guy's misfortune, so how should I react to this" department:
Victor Martinez is out for the entire 2012 season. This might make catching the Tigers just a little easier.
<ptp> how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
<Willy> HOW MANY?!
<ptp> none they just sit in the dark and cry