Originally Posted by KC Tattoo
Charlie Sheen~ july 4. not winning anymore.
Bobby Moynihan~ March 12, I like the odds of a SNL cast member being a gonner.
John Daly~ too much boose & goes out for a round of golf in a thunderstorm gets struck by lightning...
(on a side note~if John Goodman were still alive he would have won an oscar award for best actor if he got to play as John Daly in a movie roll playing as John Daly) sad.
O.J. Simpson~ April 8
John Madden~ The bust at the HOF just have enough of Johns big mouth & an "accident" occurs tipping over his statue & at that time John Madden dies 1:13am May 1.
Scott Hall~ He is my favorite wrastler, but I just don't see him making it through the year... june 15.
Ross Perot~ he is old had his time playing politics & buying votes time to die old man aug. 17
Rick Flair~ My least favorite wrastler falls over dead in the ring (pay per view event)~ Whoooo
Brad Garrett~Bumbling doof trips & cracks his head. sept 26
Alec Baldwin~ Takes Q from Charlie Sheen and not winning any more. july 5.
Ok, now I don't want to wait all year for some action & I want to win this thing. It's the least one of you could do is to die for me all ready. It's not like I am asking for your monies.
Hungry to hit
There’s no contact during the offseason program, and Pro Bowl linebacker Derrick Johnson is just itching to hit somebody.
“The offensive guys prance around, make plays, and catch balls,” Johnson said, “and you look at them and say, ‘I could’ve tore you up right there … ’’’