Cars with lighters and ashtrays.
Non-prescription medication that comes in bottles instead of a box that could easily hold 200 pills yet contains EIGHT pills, encased in tri-layer sheeting you need a ginsu knife to open.
Three or four news outlets, instead of 500,000 competiting for our advertising dollars by TRYING TO SCARE THE **** OUT OF EVERYBODY ALL THE TIME.
I'm sure I'll think of more later.
I'm not mean; I just don't like you.