Originally Posted by frazod
Cars with lighters and ashtrays.
Non-prescription medication that comes in bottles instead of a box that could easily hold 200 pills yet contains EIGHT pills, encased in tri-layer sheeting you need a ginsu knife to open.
Three or four news outlets, instead of 500,000 competiting for our advertising dollars by TRYING TO SCARE THE **** OUT OF EVERYBODY ALL THE TIME.
I'm sure I'll think of more later.
Heh. When I was in college I mowed the landlord's acre lawn as part of rent. Used his old-ass tractor mower. The thing had a cigarette lighter and beer holder stock issue. Used to drive that thing around with a beer and a smoke on a Sunday afternoon happy as a pig in shit. Hadn't thought of that in a long time.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?