Patton Oswalt on Adam Carolla [after Aceman makes an analogy about young guys entering fame not being prepared to go from seeking pussy to having pussy seek you] : "You're like a meth addict who's stolen the idea of poetry. You're doing donuts with it in a parking lot and burning out all of the gears. And they're like 'would you just give us poetry back?'
"But, . . pussy OUT OF A CANNON!!"'
"Oh, God!! He threw a rod on that one"
Bald Bryan: "A true beat-off poet."