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Chipotle Employee: "Hi, can I help you"?
Dork: "....I. ........WANT you to heed my calling!!!......Gimma a BURRITo BOWL!!!..........but you BETTER put some rice in it. For if you don't, you will face the WRATH of my powers.
Don't forget, BLACK beans, not the inferior PINTO. With all my might, I COMMAND you place upon the rice....CHICKEN and corn salsa. Add HEAT to my bowl with TOMAtillo.
If you KNOW what is good for you......YOU WILL, add Sour Cream and the delicious dairy product of CHEESE"!
Chipotle Worker: "Will that be all"?
Dork: "Yes, ma'am.
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